ALERT!

I know it is rare that I blog twice in one day. However, knowing how trends always begin in California and sweep east, after reading this article I felt it my moral obligation to utilize the blazing speed of the internet to alert my readers (all three of them) to this danger and call on the Sycamore men to go into "high alert mode" as you have been trained! Be sure also to take the survey 100 times on this page and always answer "Yes."

(For background to this alert, you may want to go to the last story on this page.)