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You Might Be An RPer If...

If your child hears the tune to Amazing Grace and thinks 3A, you might be an RPer.

If your pastor refers to John Calvin at least twice in a sermon, you might be an RPer.

If your idea of a family vacation is going to a homeschool convention, you might be an RPer.

If you’ve never read the Left Behind series, you might be an RPer.

If your two year old knows the chief end of man, you might be an RPer.

If your family has outgrown their minivan, you might be an RPer.

If a teen weekend involves fixing up the church building, you might be an RPer.

If 30% or more of your congregation can read Latin, you might be an RPer.

If you’ve ever stayed at church until 4:30 pm in the afternoon, you might be an RPer.

If you don't think there's anything particularly odd about staying at church until 4:30 in the afternoon, you might be an RPer.

If you drive 40 or more minutes to go to church, you might be an RPer.

If you’ve ever blown a fuse at church due to a superabundance of crock pots, you might be an RPer.

If a sudden power outage wouldn’t affect your morning worship service, you might be an RPer.

If you’ve ever had a pitchpipe in your pocket, you might be an RPer.

If you’ve ever tried tracing your genealogy back to the Scottish Covenanters, you might be an RPer.

If you didn’t know that Jeff Foxworthy has already done something like this, you might be an RPer.

And if Gentle Reformation is your favorite website, you might be an RPer.